Manny Ramirez Hit His First Home Run Since Returning To America

Manny Ramirez homered last night for the Round Rock Express, the Rangers' AAA club. It's his first since coming stateside after conquering Taiwan. It was nowhere near as fun as any of his EDA Rhinos dingers.

Also: look at that goddamned picture of Manny at the airport last month, preparing to head back to the States. He's Dominican Mickey Rourke now.

Also also: Watch the clip of his Express homer until the end. In accordance with club rules, the dreadlocks are gone, and only a sad shaved head remains.