Mark May's Twitter account just went bananas, and it was delightful. Judging by the timeliness of the tweets sent, all of May's drafts went out at the same time. We got a good look at all the gems May chose not to send.

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There were even more, but this should be a sufficient sample size of rejected hot sports takes. May finally figured out what happened, and said he was hacked, naturally. It actually took him three attempts to let everyone know.

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But was he really back?

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Bless him, he might have it this time.

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Send some positive thoughts out tonight for Mark May's Twitter account, everyone.