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This is Marques Slocum, defensive tackle for the Michigan Wolverines. He has a Facebook page. And it's quite glorious.

He has answered some of his own questions on his page. They're quite fun. Every Day Should Be Saturday has all the gory details.

Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

Who do you admire most?

My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive

When do you plan on getting married?
it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life


There's so much more. We're totally getting a fuck lion.

A Hero For Our Time [Every Day Should Be Saturday]

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