Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds

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Remember when ESPN fantasy fameball Matthew Berry appeared on "One Life to Live" in early November? No. Me neither. But the footage of Berry's "acting" debut on the soap opera is pretty much what you'd expect. You know, awesome in the worst way possible. "Talk to me...you're a dirty little girl."