Miami Bankers Catch Half-Ton Mako, Talk About How Awesome They Are

Says one tie-sporting member of the Ocean Bank team that set out on a boat competing in an FIU alumni fishing tournament off the Florida Keys, "I don't have to watch 'Jaws' anymore, I lived it." That means the deaths of numerous tourists, Richard Dreyfuss and the manipulation of a gun and pressurized Scuba tank are inexplicably left out of WSVN Channel 7's report. To answer the obvious question: Sorry, the shark meat has already been divvied up.

Always be closing.

Ocean Bank Employees Reel in 1,006 Pound Mako Shark, Help Reduce Shark Population [Bob's Blitz]

Men reel in shark during fishing tournament [WSVN]