Michael Jordan Is A Hall Of Fame Dancer

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Michael Jordan has issued a press release to the girl he went to his high school prom with. It reads in part: "Shelia, you probably thought I was a little awkward and too tall to properly slow dance with, which is probably why you snuck off to the parking lot to make out with that guy Derek. That's why I'm sending you this picture to let you know ... you made a mistake, sweetheart. Has Derek ever lead a crotch-grabbing, three-person conga line in a Miami night club?
Yeah, I didn't think so."
[Photo submitted by reader Jeremy]
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