Mike Francesa will probably never be able to recapture the brilliance that was 50 Seconds Of Phone Scrolling While Live On The Air, but he deserves credit for yesterday’s sequel, Nearly Three Minutes Of Halting U.S. Open Narration.

“Here we go, Phil from about, mmmmmmmm, 12 feet for bogey. [five solid seconds of dead air] Heeeee, made it. Good, that’s good.” — A thing actually that happened on a live radio show.

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