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More From The C-Roll Stash: Boobs And People With Boobs Eating Ice Cream (NSFW)

The origins of the C-Roll, from which we've been posting excerpts all week, are a bit of a mystery. We know, thanks to our anonymous contributor, that the video had "been passed around throughout the years" and added to by various production assistants and cameramen. Somewhere along the way, though, one of those brave historical preservationists might have taped over an episode of the Late Show with David Letterman, with Letterman getting cursed out by the CBS librarian. Or perhaps the C-Roll creators decided that Letterman getting cursed at by a librarian was worthy of the C-Roll. Who knows.

After that, there is some static, and then there was a blonde lady in a see-through shirt at a hockey game. And then it segues, as seamlessly as creepy stalker footage taken at baseball games can segue, into creepy stalker footage of women eating ice cream and other foodstuffs at baseball games. Sometimes, you will see boobs. For some reason, Van Halen's version of "Ice Cream Man" will be playing in the background. This is not a postmodern art project (although maybe it could be). We don't know why any of this is happening, and we don't know where it happened, but—and consider it a brief respite from the relative porn we've posted so far—here it is.

(For history's sake, we should note that the now-infamous "Over-The-Jorts Three-Way" was tucked into the C-Roll as well, right after the soon-to-be-infamous "Reverse Cowgirl In The Coliseum" clip. We've cut it, because it seemed a little bit redundant. One can only handle so much jorts.)


Tomorrow: The patriotic NASCAR scene you never wanted to see.

The C-Roll Stash
1. Sex Above The SkyDome
2. Reverse Cowgirl In The Coliseum Cheap Seats
3. Boobs And People With Boobs Eating Ice Cream
4. In Which Unspeakable Things Happen To A Flagpole At A NASCAR Tailgate
5. Cleavage At The Ballpark, Cleavage At The Boxing Match, And An O.J. Simpson Cameo
6. A Back-Row Handjob At A Marlins Game


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