Louisville/Arizona are starting...now! For those of you with Friday night plans to watch the games, tipple, rip, and sniff here's the spot for you. And stop leering — she's 16, for god sakes!

Tomorrow: I'll be dicking around these parts, wishing I were outside.

Sunday: If Dash has stopped vomiting, it'll be him.

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