Morning Blogdome: Clap Your Handjobs And Say Yeah

• What is this woman doing?: There's been feverish debate about what this female Tampa Bay Ray's fan is doing with her hand in her boyfriend's lap. Resting it? Reaching for a Mento? (Not a euphemism) Or, is she really giving him the preferred method of personal servicing preferred by middle school girls and Asian massage parlors? Go Rays. [ SBB]

• Art Rooney Jr. meets Mondesi's House: I think how a team treats its fans can be measured solely by how it treats its bloggers. Black-and-gold bleeder Mondesi's House got a chance to sit down with the Pittsburgh Steelers' part-owner and Vice President, Art Rooney, Jr.: "I then wondered about how the Super Steelers would be affected by the current competitive structures of the NFL, namely the salary cap and free agency. "We would have never, ever kept the team together," he said..." Good stuff. [ Mondesi's House]

• But what happens to the Big Sexy beer specials?: Norm's, a Seattle bar, had an ongoing happy hour special that kept beers at Richie Sexon's pathetic batting average prices. $2.18 was where it sat last, but what will happen now that Sexon was released by the Mariners? [ Hot Dog & Friends]

•Another minor league manager's passionate freak-out: On Wednesday night, Wichita Wingnuts' head coachKash Beauchamp apparently thought an umpire's call stunk so much he took off his shoe, waved it in the umpire's face. Ten bonus points for originality. [ Your Mother Slept With Wilt Chamberlain]