Morning Blogdome: Derek Roy Gets A Helping Hand

• 2 minutes for WTF: We're just a couple of pro hockey players, out on the town in Buffalo, wearing sandals, grabbing each other's balls. Nothing to see here. [ My Safety Is Harvard]

• Finally: Ken Dorsey is back bitches! Taste it! [ Rumors and Rants]

• That's a lot of ankle tape: Pierre Banks has started more college football games than anyone in history. And he's won three national titles. So that's not a bad career, right? [ App Fan]

• Psycho indeed: I believe the phrase you're looking for is "Shit or get off the pot, Tyler Hansbrough." [ Rush The Court]

• Laces cost extra: Nike will give you a $100 gift card if you can do what a giant multinational corporation can't and track down this woman for them. Wow! $100? That's almost enough to buy one pair of shoes! [ Vent About Sports]