Before I finish this song: Do you see something unusual with this picture? Like maybe an NBA star who seems out of place? [Bread City]

Calling Rashaan Salaam: Do college player of the year awards mean anything when it comes to success in the pros? Well, I define success as "getting paid millions of dollars to sit on a bench and not get hurt," so your mileage may vary. [Major League Jerk]

More kibble, please: The place to go for your 2009 Puppy Bowl Live Blog. It's like "Marley and Me" without all the poop. [PSAMP]

You'll be hearing from my butler: Wait, are you trying to tell me that the lacrosse world is filled with snooty prep school jerkoffs? [Inside Lacrosse]