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It’s never good to be a sports franchise that is so synonymous with failure that the prospect of brighter days ahead seems all but unimaginable. That ship sailed and sunk for the Cleveland Browns a long time ago, but now they seem to be attempting to reach an even more shameful depth. It’s one thing to the biggest loser in the room, but it’s a much worse thing to be a loser and a try-hard:

In fairness, the Factory of Sadness does sound like something you’d find in the Hardland of America.