My Other Car Is A Recliner

We hate to spoil everyone's fun, but with fuel prices at unprecedented levels, do we really need motorized furniture? It seems very imprudent. This guy here broke the furniture land speed record recently by pushing his sofa to 92 mph ("The upholstery will ne're hold, capt'n!"), but what bothers us most is that when you go to the site that sponsors him — sofa.com — there are disturbing images of sofas strewn about in the woods. Included is one in which a deer's head is popping up out of the ground, like every dream we've ever had after passing out at a Super Bowl party.

Now, furniture winter sports, that's another matter entirely. We're totally into that.

Man Drives His Sofa At 92 MPH [The Sun]