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Naked Idiot On The Pitch Thwarted By Wall

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One foolhardy, nude individual jumped onto the cricket pitch at Monday’s one-day international match between New Zealand and Australia at Auckland’s Eden Park. The streaker ran freely around security, until he was faced with the need to hurdle a wall.

If only this idiot had picked up his back leg a little more:


Here’s another video showing more of the aftermath. There are many reasons to not streak at a sporting event, but a significant one would be “it would suck to fall onto a rough surface when you’re naked.”

One more image:


H/t to Tim

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