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NASCAR!

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In addition to filling our heads with smut, NASCAR has races, cars, drivers and related products-let's take a look

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There's a big race in Talledega today, how big? Well big enough that Dale Earnhardt Jr. has shaved his beard. Sad-I really liked the weirdo look he was cultivating. He kind of looks like Bill Murray.

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Earnhardt hasn't won at Talledega since 2004, and he's 0 for his last 65 races. In NASCAR, like in life, that is considered bad. The big race starts at 1:00 pm Eastern, on FOX.

But all is not lost for Dale Jr. He's got a GPS device.

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This baby features turn-by-turn navigation with commentary provided by Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and you can choose the AMP Energy™ car, the National Guard™ car or the Team Hauler as the GPS pointer-which will make your commute to work all the more depressing.

Junior Starting to Roll Again [ESPN]

Thanks to alert reader Khalil for the pic.

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