Necking In A Car Can Ruin Your Transfer
Yesterday afternoon, La Salle University announced that Nebraska sophomore Christian Standhardinger would be transferring. A couple hours later, they said "you know what, never mind." All because of a shirtless, pantsless romp in the park after dark.
Standhardinger was all set to join the Explorers after disputes over playing time and academic issues at Nebraska, until word got out of his weekend adventures. For added hilarity, keep in mind that Standhardinger is 6'8", and German:
Lincoln police reportedly found Standhardinger shirtless and with his pants down while seated in the passenger seat of a parked car at 3:40 a.m. Sunday inside Tierra Park. He was accompanied by a 19-year-old female, also reportedly shirtless.
Both Standhardinger, 21, and his companion were ticketed on suspicion of public indecency and entering a park after hours.
Yeah, those Catholic schools tend to have problems with park trespassing.
Ex-Husker Standhardinger cited in park [Omaha World-Herald]
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