Never Again Will I Trifle With Nightmare Shark

It looks like we're back in commission (I think, I hope) after a nice 20-hour ravaging by, uh, well, I'm not quite sure. Nibbles might have been frightened off by the shark photo. Look, it's involved, confusing stuff. They only pay me to post dick jokes and monkey pictures.

That and monkeys don't understand computers, as this horrible ad ably demonstrates.

So speciesist.

Anyway, yeah, hoo boy, it's noon already, so we can probably forgo that whole About Last Night bidness. My Penguins? Dead. Fights? Stopped early. Brandon Webb? Winning again. We back up to speed? Fuck and yes.