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New Mexico Packs Some Serious Heat

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This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here.

We've received a lot of amusing PhotoShop montages involving former Virginia Tech quarterback Marcus "New Mexico" Vick, but, for some reason, we think this is our favorite one.

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Why? It reminds us a little of RoboCop. We like to imagine New Mexico like the ED-209, enormous, out of control, unstoppable. ("When engaged in combat, however, ED-209 growls using the sound of a black leopard, in order to intimidate the enemy.") We also like that he's in uniform. Not just in uniform; in his practice uniform.

But mostly: We love the guns. No sissy pistols for New Mexico. If you're gonna go to a McDonald's and mess with some kids taunting you, you best come strapped ... or come not at all.

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ED-209 [Wikipedia]

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