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I can’t possibly write it better than Ray Hudson can scream it, so:

Ohhhhhhaasaaaaaaaa magisterial Neymar! The Brazilian makes a goal disappear. He eviscerates, and desolates, Atleti. What a strike! Neymar, Neymar, Neymar. The Brazilian Beauty, who dictates this one, and puts the hocus-pocus and the Haitian voodoo rattle on this one.




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