NHL To Cure Fighting Problem With More Showboating

Dashiell Bennett|published: Fri 20th March, 09:15 2009

• Is his stick on fire or is he using a loom?: Alex Ovechkin is bringing soccer-style goal celebrations to the NHL? Because soccer is what Americans fans really crave. [Capitals Outsider]

• Twhat?: I don't know why we were looking to the news media for updates on Jim Calhoun's health, when we could have just checked Charlie Villanueva's Twitter. [ SbB]

• Shooter?: An Indiana high school basketball coach gets arrested for a DUI, so the cops gave him a ride to the game. Hey, a police escort is still a police escort. [ The Slanch Report]

• Could have been worse: At least he didn't shoot up a brothel. [ The Spoiler]

• Next week, the hat trick: When you think about it, it really isn't that difficult to score on your own goal twice in one game. It's a great move, actually, because the goalie never expects it! [ Total Pro Sports]