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Nine Elements Of The LeBron SI Cover Meant To Distract You From His Hairline, Ranked

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1. Safety pin on the lapel

2. Railroad spike cuff

3. Double rings on his ring finger

4. Pocket glasses

5. Perfectly manicured beard

6. Chunky turtleneck

7. Big-ass watch

8. Thick lapels

9. Textured shirt


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