Nine Elements Of The LeBron SI Cover Meant To Distract You From His Hairline, Ranked
![Photo credit: [object Object]](https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-1200,fo-auto/m4af2bl6nef0ghwaax5v.png)
Photo credit: [object Object] 1. Safety pin on the lapel
2. Railroad spike cuff
3. Double rings on his ring finger
4. Pocket glasses
5. Perfectly manicured beard
6. Chunky turtleneck
7. Big-ass watch
8. Thick lapels
9. Textured shirt
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