Nobody Makes A Fool Of This Very Good Super Bowl Predicting Bear

Look at this shit.

Boudreaux, a very wise and good black bear living in the Dallas Zoo, was asked to predict the Super Bowl. Having (occasionally psychic) animals predict sporting events is an always-fun little gag that everyone does by now, but hey, if you’re gonna make Boudreaux pick the Super Bowl, don’t let him into the pen on the side of one of the footballs!


Bears are smart creatures, and in this instance, the most efficient path to get to snacks would be to choose the Panthers football, which was closest to our guy here’s entry point. Boudreaux deliberated for a time, but of course he chose the closest ball. Bias science.

Here, watch a porcupine eat some corn.