All right, so there were no buzzer-beaters, no upsets — all the top seeds won, annoyingly — and no real tight games ... but we're just gonna assume that's the luck of the draw. We'd like to thank Mr. Shanoff for some excellent live-blogging of the afternoon games, trying to make some of those dullards sound more fascinating than they really were.
We're not gonna live blog the games tonight, but if something crazy happens — and it better — we'll drop a note. Otherwise, enjoy: You'll no longer be at work, and now you can actually drink and watch these. It's always more fun to scream at Duke when you're under the influence. Just don't drive, people.