OK, That's It, You're Grounded

rickchand|published: Mon 10th September, 15:30 2007

As we mentioned last week, ESPN has a new 10-year-old football analyst. Well, that's one way to cut down on the sexual harassment suits.

Jason Krause is a nice kid who should be home watching The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, not speculating on the Lions' chances of winning 10 games this season. My favorite part is when he says of Roy Williams: "You want to hear something freakish, Roy? Look at your record; the Lions haven't had a winning season since 2000. You were in high school, Roy."

You were in Huggies, Jason.

And I don't care what anyone says ... having Berman introduce the kid is just creepy. Didn't they hire Sophie Cortina for that?

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