This is currently happening outside Radio City Music Hall, where the NFL draft will be starting shortly. These guys are carrying stupid football hats in glass cases like each one of them is the fucking Hope Diamond, and that is just so stupid. Just look at them, smugly posing for photos and walking down a red carpet as if they are part of some kind of sacred ritual and not just a concocted spectacle meant to boost weeknight business at Hooters restaurants across the country. I hate this picture. This picture is dumb.
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