Only The British Can Make Soccer Sound Like Fellatio

Tommy CraggsTommy Craggs|published: Wed 27th May, 17:40 2009

The Guardian, liveblogging Barca-Man U: "Stroke … pass … triangle … slide-rule pass … back-heel … tip … tap … slide-rule pass … neat triangle … neat triangle … neat triangle … through-ball … languid stroke … flick … trap … deft touch … chest … clatter … hoof." [ Guardian]

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