Other Plan B's For The Cleveland Cavaliers To Consider

By trading Jarrett Jack in order to clear cap space today, the Cavs made it clear they're all-in on trying to get LeBron James. It's also being reported that if they miss out on James, their Plan B involves trying to sign Chandler Parsons or Trevor Ariza. Those are pretty sad plans! Here are some alternative Plan B's we think they should consider.

See a movie

Take that tech writing job

Finally fix that leaky sink

Move in with dad

Hang out in the flats

Join the army

Move to Cincinnati

Re-hire Mike Brown

Trade for J.J. Hickson

Go backpacking in Europe

Trade for Shaq

Affix a cardboard LeBron to a skateboard and just push it around the court every night

Go to cooking school

Get a puppy

Go to Arizona State

Order from Pizza Hut

Just, take some time off, you know? Work on myself.

Finally settle down with that guy. He doesn't need to be a model or anything, you know?

Get really into hemp. It's pretty versatile.

Master Kinja

The novel. Gotta finish that novel. The story is still a work in progress, but I have really strong characters. Maybe it's more of a short story. I'm going to talk to my old professor about what he thinks about a suite of short stories.

Staycation

Well, I saw Gawker is hiring

Just move to California. See what happens.

Always wanted to try surfing. Really get in touch with the ocean, you know?

Binge watch Orange is the New Black. Both seasons.

Tour with Phish

Join a gym

Take the LSAT

Sign up for OK Cupid

Godspeed, Cleveland.