This was a part of a droll press conference, in which Ozzie also said that the Marlins should be interested in him, because, "fuck it, they should be, I'm bad."

Guillen also taught us other valuable business and life skills:

Fuck more years, I want more money. Life is about money. People are happy when they make a lot of money.

I can't walk away. Just because I'm Venezuelan, I'm not dumb. I know I'll get a job.


Well, we hope he does. Because we treasure these moments, much more than Adam Dunn or Alex Rios has ever treasured anything.

Via @cst_Cowley.


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