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Premiership Team Unveils New Uniform Via Terrified Forced Striptease

Everton premiered their new away kit by having midfielder Jack Rodwell strip down to it. The backdrop, music and his expression make it look nothing so much like he's been sold into sex slavery.

I'm sure I saw this in the 8mm deleted scenes.

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