Punchy Gymnast Finds Love With Brown Footballer

• Alicia Sacramone's got a man: And he's a defensive back for the Brown University football team. [ The Big Lead]

• Deadspin Commenters: The New Batch: Please welcome The Rookies to the sports blogging universe. You'll recognize some of their contributors. [ The Rookies]

• It's kind of fitting that the artist who did my buttsaw is a Cardinals fan: I wonder if that's why it's still so red? [ Devil City Press]

• Ball State back-up kickers have all the fun: Maybe he lost his keys? [ With Leather]

• It's still not as effective as the "Camel Clutch": Tiny wrestler Mascarita Dorada resorts to trickery in order to subdue much larger opponents. [ Fan IQ]