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Red Sox Fan Picking His Nose? Red Sox Fan Picking His Nose.

Going with the same headline formula? Going with the same headline formula. You fuck. It is the end of the day, the end of the week, but not the end of your life, so go rejoice.

And please identify this poor gentleman, who seems to have an earthworm jammed in his right nostril. This is probably why he snores so loudly at night. I know one Red Sox fan in particular who has the same problem.


Hopefully, we'll have some good news in the next couple days that will make things around here a lot easier. Cross your fingers and your dongs.

(H/T's Landon H. and Brian C.)


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