Hey there. Deadspin here to pass along some friendly advice with respect to wild animals: try not to fuck around with them, OK?
Hypothetically speaking, should you decide to start pestering wildlife inside Antelope Island State Park in Utah by rattling a safety fence or throwing rocks at a 1,500 pound mess of horns and hooves, you could find yourself pinned against a fence by a goddamned bison.
Just, you know, as an FYI. Find video and a photo gallery here.
Man walks away from bison attack unharmed [KSL]