Report: A-Rod Spent The Eighth Inning Of Game 1 Macking On Some Ladies

So says the New York Post, which published an article today alleging that A-Rod, having been pinch-hit for in the eighth inning, put a considerable amount of effort into trying to woo two pretty ladies in the stands.

The Post cites a few eyewitness accounts when describing A-Rod's horndoggery:

"Alex was holding a pen and wrote a note on a ball which was thrown at the women by a ball boy,'' the witness explained.

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"The note asked them to write their phone numbers on the ball and throw it back,'' the witness said.

I see. A fresh spin on the Luis Ayala Technique.

In the 12th, team captain Derek Jeter broke his ankle - and A-Rod finally wised up, the witness said.

"The flirtation stopped once Derek Jeter got hurt," the source said.

Unbelievable. First Derek Jeter lets down the whole city by breaking his ankle, and then he cockblocks A-Rod? Some captain he is.

A-Rod plays field [NY Post]