Report: Jay Cutler's New Job May Involve Apathetically Watching Football Games

Jay Cutler’s bare ass is still a free agent, but maybe not for long. The ex-Bears quarterback is reportedly interested in working as a broadcaster.
Cutler providing color for games? Yes, please. Imagine the insight he’d provide:
“Here’s the pass, probably.”
“I don’t know, either.”
“Where are we going for dinner after this?”
“Uh huh.”
[Audible sigh directly into microphone]
“Brandon Marshall? Hate that guy.”
Jay Cutler in the booth is something I now need in my life.


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