Report: Jay Cutler's New Job May Involve Apathetically Watching Football Games

Jay Cutler’s bare ass is still a free agent, but maybe not for long. The ex-Bears quarterback is reportedly interested in working as a broadcaster.

Cutler providing color for games? Yes, please. Imagine the insight he’d provide:

“Here’s the pass, probably.”

“I don’t know, either.”

“Where are we going for dinner after this?”

“Uh huh.”

[Audible sigh directly into microphone]

“Brandon Marshall? Hate that guy.”

Jay Cutler in the booth is something I now need in my life.