The world would be a far worse place if it weren't for the heroes committing gaffes on local newscasts. Whether they're advocating continued fowl fornicating or digging into whether penis is being enjoyed or not, they light up our lives.

So it is with great pleasure we can bring you this video, from a broadcast of the Orange County Fair, of a bumbling TV reporter suspensefully interacting with an ice sculptor. Thick Tension Warning.