Robert Griffin III has been working with the first-team offense, and though the final approval from Dr. James Andrews is still pending, it's a given that he'll be starting in Week 1. But when asked to quantify just how ready he is, Griffin only made everyone's heads hurt.

On ESPN 980 on Monday:

"I would say Iā€™m 100 percent, but you canā€™t put a number on it, no one ever knows when they are 100 percent or what percentage theyā€™re playing at. The biggest thing is Iā€™m not below 100 percent."

So if Griffin's health is x, x = 100 = āˆ… āˆ§ x ā‰„ 100. This is why athletes should never be asked anything.