Rick Ankiel Is The Latest American Mustache Hero

A.J. DaulerioA.J. Daulerio|published: Fri 24th April, 11:15 2009

According to the American Mustache Institution, Ankiel's "labia secula" (Latin for "lip sweater", apparently) is responsible for his increased production at the plate. [ AMI]

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