Thanks to the half-serious circus that is Super Bowl Media Day, someone persuaded extremely tall fifth-grader Rob Gronkowski into reading a line from A Gronking To Remember, the Gronk-themed erotica that surfaced on Amazon earlier this month.

Gronk says "buttcheeks" and giggles; Gronk is also open to the idea of spiking a football into a woman's buttcheeks. "If someone wants it, that'd be pretty funny. Why not?"