Rony Seikaly Partying Too Much For Hot Wife

See that woman right there? Her name is Elsa Benitez, and she's a supermodel. She is also married to former NBA oaf Rony Seikaly. Pretty good, right? Way to go, Rony, yeah?

Not quite. According to Page Six — which is never, ever wrong about sports personalities — Benitez is moving out of their mansion because Seikaly is "partying too hard." We can just assume, for the sake of our fantasies, that this is a ruse, and Benitez is just frightened of pounds of chest hair.

Remember Rony Seikaly? [Fox Sports] Elsa Benitez [Official Site]