Rush Transcript Of Mike Allen's Interview With Donald Trump

Today, D.C. access journalism kingpin Mike Allen, known for letting political players dictate the tone of their own coverage and for posing in a smiling photo with Donald Trump, will be meeting personally with Donald Trump. We’ve obtained an early transcript:

[***SOUND OF A MAN LICKING ANOTHER MAN’S SHOES FOR AN HOUR***]

This rush transcript is subject to revision but is generally presumed to be accurate.