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In his ESPN chat today, "analyst" Sean Salisbury "announced" the launch of his official Web site. We've been scanning it, and we're sad to say there isn't a single "Battlebots" reference. However: Salisbury does post a bizarre press release thing about some "seminar" on teaching women about football. "The goal of the seminar is not only to teach the participants the basics of football, but also to convince them that football is a fun, exciting game." Sean, you're a married man; stop begging.

Sean Salisbury Online [Official Site]