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You've gone an outdone yourselves again, sleuthers. Deadbeat Enrique Wilson has been located by multiple readers playing for the Toros Del Este in the Dominican Winter League.

Since getting the good news, we've yet to hear back from Marina Valdez, the woman who requested the Deadspin Search Party be put on the former Yankee utility person, but we'll update as soon as we do.


Oh, and Jose Lima's post has also been updated with a "FOUND" stamp. Classy.

Everyone who helped locate Mr. Wilson should fist-pound themselves at their desk. (Not a euphemism.)

Now, call your daughter, Enrique!

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