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Season's First Idiot On The Field Slid Into Second Base, Tried To Scale Outfield Wall

This comes from yesterday's Blue Jays game. Keep an eye on the fauxhawked dude in the white shirt bottom left of the video. He's about to take a magical tour of the Rogers Centre.

Unlike most streakers, thrown and flummoxed by the realization that I'm on a damn baseball field!, out man has a plan. He's going for second base, and he's going to slide in under the tag. And then, if there's time? A mad dash to center, and the sweet air of Canadian freedom. But gravity, upper-body strength, and Rogers Centre security had another thing to say about that.

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And here's another angle of his doomed dash for freedom:

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