This comes from yesterday's Blue Jays game. Keep an eye on the fauxhawked dude in the white shirt bottom left of the video. He's about to take a magical tour of the Rogers Centre.

Unlike most streakers, thrown and flummoxed by the realization that I'm on a damn baseball field!, out man has a plan. He's going for second base, and he's going to slide in under the tag. And then, if there's time? A mad dash to center, and the sweet air of Canadian freedom. But gravity, upper-body strength, and Rogers Centre security had another thing to say about that.

And here's another angle of his doomed dash for freedom: