SHOTY First Round: Gilbert Arenas Vs. Steely McBeam

It's SHOTY frenzy this week; two in two days. You now can spend your Thanksgiving playing around with online polls. Fun!

We haven't had any close races in the SHOTY yet. We'll see how this one goes.

No. 5 Seed Gilbert Arenas
Dunked off a trampoline.
Stole a joke.
Helped you with your love life.
Talked to us.

No. 12 Seed Steely McBeam

Introduced as FABULOUS.
Impersonated a Village Person.

So, who wins?

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