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Because Thursday is, you know, Thanksgiving, we're gonna have voting both today and tomorrow. It'll put you in the mood for tryptophan.

It's No. 2 seed Kige Ramsey vs. No. 15 seed Joey Chestnut. We think in real life, these guys might be friends.


No. 2 Seed Kige Ramsey

Carried around every book he ever owned in a belt.

Visited Wal-Mart.

Actively did some campaigning.

Expanded his commercial techniques.

Enjoyed Halloween.

No. 15 Seed Joey Chestnut

Became an American hero.


So, get out there and vote!


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