SHOTY First Round: Kige Ramsey Vs. Joey Chestnut

Because Thursday is, you know, Thanksgiving, we're gonna have voting both today and tomorrow. It'll put you in the mood for tryptophan.

It's No. 2 seed Kige Ramsey vs. No. 15 seed Joey Chestnut. We think in real life, these guys might be friends.

No. 2 Seed Kige Ramsey Carried around every book he ever owned in a belt. Visited Wal-Mart. Actively did some campaigning. Expanded his commercial techniques. Enjoyed Halloween.

No. 15 Seed Joey Chestnut

Became an American hero.

So, get out there and vote!

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