SHOTY First Round: Sean Salisbury Vs. Rick Ankiel

After almost a week off, the 2007 SHOTY Tournament returns with a matchup of two very different human beings.

All we know is that we're in love with them both.

No. 6 Seed Sean Salisbury Displayed his photographic skills. Accidentally said "Jew." Met The Balls. Established a Web presence.

No. 11 Seed Rick Ankiel Returned. Amazed. Inspired. Absolutely nothing else happened whatsoever, nope.

So, vote, kids.

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